Spongebob is Scary! Spongebob squarepants was the scariest show ever. My mom tol me to watch it because its good but it's not. But then my mom punished me by forcing to watch spongebob for 10 days srtragiht. I was then traumatized, then got mad and killed my mom. At 20 years old I was an intern at Nick. I reviewed episodes of Hey Arnold and other shows and I really liked those shows because they are not scary. BUT THEN THEY MADE ME REVIEW SPONGEBOB AND IT WAS SUPER SCARY AND HYPER REALISTIC SO I JUMPSED OUT THE WINDOW IN FEAR!!!!!!!!! I WAS FIRED FROM NICK BUT THEN I WENT HOME AND SAW THAT SPONGEBOB WAS ON THE TV SO I GRABBED A RIFLE AND SHOT THE TV SO NOW THE TV IS BROKEN. THEN MY DAD CAME IN AND GROUDNED ME FOR SHOOTIGN THE TV SO I SHOT HIM TOO. THEN I HEARD A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. I OPENED IT AND SAW THAT SPONGEBOB WAS AT MY DOOR!!!! HE WAS THE SCARIEST AND SUPER DUPER HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD!!!!!!! I TRIED TO SHOOT BOBBY BOOB BUT I RAN OUT OF AMMO. THEN THE SCARY SPONGEBOB STARTED LAUGHING DEMONICALLY AND GRABBED HIS JELLYFISHING NET AND TRIED TO MURDER ME WITH IT!!!! but then I grabbed his net and broke it. spongebob became sad spongebob and starting crying. BuT THEEN THE CEO OF NICKELODEON APPEARED AND STARTING STABBING SAD SPONGEBOB IN THE CHEST AND HE STARTING BLEEDING HYPER-REALISTIC SPONGEBOB BLOOB!!! THEN SAD SPONGEBOB DIEDED AND CEO OF NICKELODEON SAID "YOURE NEXT" AND I STARTED RUNNING OUT OF MY HOUSE. THEN I SAW AN OLD MAN HOLDING A BLU RARY DISC. the old man gave me the disc for free. I went home and put the blu ray disc on the blu ray disc player. The tv then turned on (it was still broken but it somehow still worked) and i started watching. The episode was "SUPER SCARY AEPISEODE DO NOT WATCH AVER OR A SAD SPONGEBOB WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU" I GOT VERY SCARED BUT I COULDn"T RUN SO I WATCHED THE EPISODE ANYWAY. IT STARTED WITH SPONGEBOB IN HIS PINEAPPLE HOUSE (BECAUSE OFCOURSE HE DOES) THEN HE LOOKED AT GARY AND SAID "YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT" AND KILLED HIM. GARY DIED AND STARED BLEEDING HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD!!! THEN SPONGEBOB LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "I AM BOBBY BOOB AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WATCH THIS NOW YOURE NEXT" AND HE CAME OUT OF THE TV AND GRABBED AN KNIFE NO WAIT IT WAS AN AXE!! SPONGBOB GRABBED AN AXE AND STARTED SWINGING IT AGAINST ME. I DODGED IT AND GRABBED AN KNIFE FROM THE KITCHEN. I FIGHTED WITH SAD SPONGEBOB AND 100,000,000 SECONDS LATER I WON THE FIGHT. BUT THEN THE ALREADY BROKEN TV TURNED TO STATIC FOR 16 SECONDS AND THEN EVIL PATRIXXXXXXX APPEARED AND CAME OUT OF THE TV AS WELL. HE STARTED DOING HIS SUPER DUPER EVIL PINEAPPLE BLAST BUT I DODGED IT AND RAN OUT OF MY HOME. EVIL PATRIXX THEN STARTED CHASING ME WITH AN AXE THAT HE BORROWED FROM SAD SPONGEBOB (he was already dead if you are wondering!) I THEN SAW ANOTHER OLD MAN HOLDING A BLU RAY DISC. I DID NOT WANT TO WATCH ANOTHER SCARY EPISDOE OF SCARY SPONGEBOB SO I BROKE HIS BLU RAY DISC AND KILLED HIM. THEN EVIL PATRIXX THROWED HIS AXE AT ME BUT I DODGED IT. BUT IT CAME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANG SO HE CUT MY ARM. EVIL PATRIXX DID A DEMOIC LAUGH AND I GOT SUPER ULTRA SCARED! Then I went to the hospital where doctors treated my cut off arm. They failed and i was left with a cut off arm. I walked out of the hospital with millions of bandages on my cut off arm. But then EVIL PATRIXXX THREW ANOTHER AXE AT ME AND THE AXE CUT ME OTHER ARM OFF. I SCREAMED BECAUSE I HAVE NO ARMS BUT THEN HYPER REALISTIC SPONGEBOB BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WHILE I WAS SCREAMING. I RAN TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN TO FIX MY OTHER CUT OFF ARM, BUT THEY WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! I RAN HOME SCREAMING BUT THEN I SAW THAT THE TV WAS FIXED AND THEN NVTTERBVTTERGVRLY CAME OUT OF THE TV AND GRABBED A FRYING PAN FROM THE KITCHEN. THEN SHE STARTED WHACKING ME WITH THE FRYING PAN. AND THEN EVIL PATRIXXX CAME IN AND THREW HIS THIRD AXE AT NVTTERBVTTERGVRLY AND HER HEAD GOT CHOPPED OFF AND SHE DIED (SHE BLEEDED HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD) SO THEN I GRABBED MY RIFLE (I LOADED IT) AND SHOT EVIL PATRIXXX BUT HE DODGED IT AND THEN HE THREW 700 MILLION AXES AT ME BUT I DODGED ALL EXCEPT TWO. THE TWO AXES THEN CUT BOTH OF MY LEGS OFF AND I SCREANED BECAUSE I HAVE NO LEGS AND NO ARMS AND THEN HYPER REALISTIC SPONGEBOB BLOOD CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH AGAIN. I RAN TO THE HOSPITAL AGAIN AND FINALLY THE DOCTORS TOOK CARE OF BOTH OF MY ARMS AND LEGS. I FINALLY GOT MY ARMS AND LEGS BACK. I RAN BACK HOME BUT I REALIZED MY HOME GOT DESTROYED BY EVIL PATRIXXX'S EVIL AXE BEAM. I CRIED BECAUSE MY HOME WAS DESTROYED. BUT THEN A RANDOM WOMAN TOOK ME TO HER OFFICE. I GOT MAD SO I KICKED HER IN THE CROWS NEST AND DESTROYED ALL HER STUFF WITH MY RIFLE. SHE CRIED BUT I DONT CARE. I WENT BACK HOME BUT IT WAS STILL DESTROYED. I THEN SAW EVIL PATRIXX MAKING WAFFLES SO I SAID "YUMMY" AND I HAD DINNER WITH EVIL PATRIXXX. BUT HE WAS STILL EVIL SO HE DESTROYED MY WAFFLES WITH HIS EVIL AXE BEAM. I GOT MAD AND TRIED TO SHOOT EVIL PATRIXX WITH MY RIFLE BUT I WAS OUT OF AMMO AGAIN. THEN EVIL PATRIXX THREW 100 WAFFLES AT ME. BUT I ATE ALL OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE WAFFLES AND WAFFLES ARE FOOD AND FOOD IS YUMMY. I RAN TO THE WAFFLE FACTORY BECAUSE I WANTED MORE WAFFLES BECAUSE THEY WERE SUPER YUMMY. BUT THE WAFFLE FACTORY OWNER KICKED ME OUT AND SAID I WASN'T ALLOWED. I GOT MAD AND SNUCK IN THE FACTORY. I THEN ATE ALL OF THE WAFFLES IN EXISTENCE, THEN THE OWNER SAW ME THAT I ATE ALL THE WAFFLES. HE GOT ULTRA HYPER DELTA MAD AND KICKED ME OUT